[ There's some clicking before anyone begins speaking. It seems someone forgot how this thing works... ]

G-- guys. Guys. I found balloons.

You know, um, I think after...all that's happened recently, some of you might want to talk about some things. I-I mean, no one likes to keep everything bottled up inside, right? Right ( Read more... )

nill is glad people are back safe! was worried!!

has also found weird key... but useful!! makes ! and ? and many never seen before *#@%$^&*()":<> can make many signs, favorite is ~~~~~~~ !!!

(the assistant sounds tired and quite disgruntled, but he is in fact alive!)

Your friends have been returned. I am going to go sleep for a week. So much strenuous activity... Ahem! Among them, we've brought on a new crew member - Mister Charlie Charlatan. He will be our chief mechanic, so if you have any issues with showers, the kitchen, your door ( Read more... )

[ hi willaknet! did you miss this ragequitting voice booming through your dinky devices? because oh, she mad. she real mad. ]Look, I don't know if there's been some recent spike in the magical disappearing people act but I think I've had enough. Either there's been some unannounced hide-and-seek game going on or somehow people are getting tickets ( Read more... )

 
[someone sounds juuust a little grumpy and groggy at the moment.]

I know a lot of you love using the caravan as an oversized play-gym, but the next person that decides they need to kick our window open in the middle of the night may well get a bleeding brick thrown at them.

That is all.

A lot of people here know each other from their own worlds, right? How many of you have time problems among each other?

That was close! We had it rough, huh.

[he pauses, letting out a satisfied sigh before he speaks again]

Nothing a hero can't handle! Hey, is everyone alright? Everyone safe?

Did I really have to give up my weapon? It seems awfully suspicious to keep us here without any way to defend ourselves. Something is definitely weird about all this.

[ She speaks judgmentally, though really she's bitter they took her golden hammer. At least she got some satisfaction from watching them drag it around without being able to lift it. ( Read more... )

Are there still people with medical training on the caravan? I was just wondering if there were, so that we could help the people who were trapped in the forest. I promised to make sure medical supplies were ready, and I've done my best, but... I'm not a doctor ( Read more... )